Dorigen,
Please explain a romper.
Emily
Emily,
I don’t really understand how this happened. Until a few years ago, a romper was a one-piece playsuit for babies, also known as a onesie.
Having never had a baby, I’m not sure what the practical benefits are of a one-piece outfit. Maybe it saves you from having to continually tuck in your toddler’s shirts? Less laundry than separates? The legs cover unsightly diaper rash that a dress might expose? I’m not sure. At any rate, suddenly it has become a fashion item for grown women – an easy breezy summer staple for hitting up barbecues and festivals. I would like to point out, however, that baby rompers have a major design feature that adult rompers lack: crotch snaps.
There is no good way to navigate a port-o-potty in a romper. But the idea of a crotch snap brings back nightmarish visions of the bodysuits of the early 90’s. This one has the added features of being a ribbed knit and having a mock turtleneck, just how we liked to wear them with our high waisted jeans.
I admit that I do find today’s lady rompers much cuter than the bodysuits of yore, but will probably look back and wonder what I was thinking. I will close this post with the most awesome clip ever, which I found searching the internet for 90s bodysuit. Rosie Perez working it OUT on Soul Train to Whitney Houston’s ‘So Emotional.’ You’re welcome.
Dorigen
Cousins, the real genius of the onesie is its ability to thwart attempts at removing one’s own diaper at inappropriate times and venues, such as barbeques, festivals and “night-night time.” Blessing as curse.
Why was I never on Soul Train in ’89?! Why!!!