Justin Bieber

Dorigen,

Please explain Justin Bieber.

Heart sign,

Emily

Emily,

What is there to explain? He’s an adorable Christian Canadian moppet with no pubic hair who sings love songs while affecting a certain R&B “swag.” He is a perfect non-threatening idol for pre-teen girls. I believe he’s almost 18 but has shown no visible signs of having entered puberty. Only time will tell how awkward his transition into adulthood will be. I, for one, can’t wait. My favorite factlet about Justin Bieber is that his look has been embraced by certain members of the lesbian community. See Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber.