Emily,
?
Dorigen
Dorigen,
I love you, because being asked to explain KIMYE is the darkest question I have ever received on DorEm. And I was once asked to explain this:
KIMYE is the convergence of two barely-people, who (at their implied union) completely cease to exist in this reality as human beings. They are now vapor or perhaps alien alpacabbit fur. It is either a staged relationship or worse, an earnest attempt at love by emotionally incompetent celebutantes, which can only result in the calling of the locusts.
Maybe I’m just too cynical. Maybe she truly is his do-nothing-while-getting-paid Yin to his all-up-in-everything Yang.
I hope to never find out the truth.
Emily
